sincerely katherine

      When I was a junior in High School I was a Jr Lieutenant for my High School Drill Team. To ‘bond’ before we went to Officer Camp over the summer all the officers cooked dinner for our directors and had a sleep over at our Director’s house. After cooking dinner, watching some questionable reality MTV dance show, and staying up way too late we were all tucked in sleeping bags, on couches, and or in chairs and then we all start talking. What I remember most vividly about those conversations is one particular thread. We all started talking in these weird baby high pitched voices and started composing ‘letters’ to people/inanimate objects/places etc. Example: “Dear MTV, Please get better fake dancers for your shows. Sincerely, Katherine” Get my drift?

this is my junior year officer line… I’m top left… don’t ask what we’re doing… I don’t even know

Well I was thinking about that earlier this week, I have no idea why, and I began to think in mini letters for a while… I have decided to share some of them with you.

Dear Psych,
         Thank you for making hilarious shows that make me laugh uncontrollably.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Makers of Kong dog toy products,
         Squeaker tennis balls were a great invention, keep up the good work.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Law Professors,
         Stop. Just stop. Please just stop.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Guy at the Chick-fil-a Drive through,
          Sorry I don’t think your number next to my request of “light ice” is going to make me want to call you. Plus, you’re in high school.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Sharpies,
          I am continually amazed and impressed.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Diet Coke,
         We need to break up. But I might occasionally cheat on water with you.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Texas Grass,
         Owww! You itch like the devil.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Taboo,
         The new buzzer in your game is weird.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

Dear Alarm Clock,
         Why do you want to get between my bed and I? Jerk.
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine

See what I mean? It’s actually quite fun! You should try it! Go on…. try it, I promise you’ll like it!

Dear Reader,
          Why haven’t you signed up for the Book Club yet?
                                                                                              Sincerely, Katherine
        P.S. there are updated instructions on how to join the Book Movement Club!