Guilty

photo via pinterest

Have you ever noticed that in any Law and Order (esque) show the worst thing the suspect can say is that at the time of the crime they were “at home all alone”? Yeah I have. Seriously, all the creepy pedophile guy has to do is say “I was at home watching Family Guy reruns” and in my head I go you’re going down you guilty sicko! I mean it might have something to do with how creepy he looks and that he watches family guy by himself… but then it’s also the fact that the dude is at home by himself.

Then I realize I’m watching Law and Order at night at home all by myself. 
*smacks forehead* 
How sad is it that it takes a guilty pedophile on Law and Order to make myself realize law school has completely taken over my life?! All I do is go to class, work, read for class, and on the occasions that I have a random hour where I cannot stand to blind my eyes with the UCC anymore I watch tv. BY MYSELF. 
I think I could count on one hand the number of times I’ve met up with friends the past month. Seriously my “going out” is going to target or the gym. 
I keep imagining myself on the witness stand with a prosecutor demolishing me because my alibi is a Friends rerun and the jury box looks at me and slowly they all put their hands to their forehead and make the ‘L’ for loser. 
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF! 
Does anyone else ever feel like a loser?

PS yes I know the picture is Marilyn Monroe but I’d like to imagine I look that good when I’m being lazy… let me hang onto that vision 

  • Sarah Beth

    Omgosh this sounds SO familiar. I’m in my last semester of university and if I have enough time to eat between classes, research, homework, and money-earning-work it will be a miracle. Going out with friends? HA. I don’t even know what that is. Working all weekend long, on my birthday weekend no less? Yupp, know all about that.
    And we all look like Marilyn Monroe when we’re lazy, what are you talking about? 😉
    xx
    mysmallrayofsunshine.blogspot.com

  • Rachel Murphree

    HAHA, Yes! I am totally that person. I also worry that if I was in such a situation, the empty bottles of wine would also become evidence, and that would just be embarrassing…

  • http://respecttheshoes.blogspot.com/ respect_the_shoes

    Shoot, I watch Bravo TV by myself – mostly because BF won’t stand for it. But nothing like watching a bunch of fabulously dressed women yuck it up when I’m doing dishes or surfing the Internet.

  • http://www.mybeautifuladventures.com/ Andi Perullo

    I watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians!!!! I think I’m a loser every Sunday night haha. LOVE that pic of MM.

  • http://duchessofplumewood.blogspot.com/ Katherine

    Sarah Beth you made my day!

  • http://duchessofplumewood.blogspot.com/ Katherine

    Hahaha yes! Oh dang that reminds me I better make a trip to the recycling bin!

  • http://duchessofplumewood.blogspot.com/ Katherine

    Real Housewives?! I’m a NJ and ATL watcher myself! It’s like a glamours train wreck you can’t look away from!

  • http://duchessofplumewood.blogspot.com/ Katherine

    Thank you Andi! Making me feel less like an outcast!