Have you ever noticed that in any Law and Order (esque) show the worst thing the suspect can say is that at the time of the crime they were “at home all alone”? Yeah I have. Seriously, all the creepy pedophile guy has to do is say “I was at home watching Family Guy reruns” and in my head I go you’re going down you guilty sicko! I mean it might have something to do with how creepy he looks and that he watches family guy by himself… but then it’s also the fact that the dude is at home by himself.
PS yes I know the picture is Marilyn Monroe but I’d like to imagine I look that good when I’m being lazy… let me hang onto that vision