I did a juice cleanse. And it sucked. It was only three days and I wanted to quit after the second juice on the first day. Why did I try this? Well it was on my bucket list and I wanted to prove to myself that I could do it, some of it. (Stupid me) I did the cleanse courtesy of Life Juice, which I got a screaming deal on the cleanse courtesy of Ru La La.
Things I thought during the cleanse: How can you reduce actual veggies to juice? Why does one taste overpower the other? Ugh celery is way better with ranch. Damn I really want some pasta. How much longer is this going to take? Damn those cheese-its look good. WHY ARE THERE DONUT HOLES IN THE OFFICE?!?! I never want to eat vegetables again. This smell is going to make me puke. Bread. Did I just have a dream about eating a steak? I now remember how much I hate apple juice. How do you juice purple cabbage?