The Bachelorette Fantasy Draft

It’s that time of the year again! The Bachelorette premieres in one week and to make things even more interesting I’m starting a Bachelorette Fantasy Draft! 

If you’re interested fill out this google form and send $5 via Paypal to katherinenolden{at}gmail{dot}com through the friends/family option.

The Rules
– Each player drafts five contestants to be her “team” for the season based on online bios and the first half of the first episode 
– You’ll receive points based on your contestants’ various actions, missteps, and drunken confessions throughout the season.
– Each week you will receive an email with your new total and standing in the league!
– After the final show, the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place finishers win $$$ and bragging rights! 

Winner gets 50%, 2nd Place gets 35%, and 3rd Place gets 15% 

Points System Breakdown

FIRSTS
10 points to the first person to discuss a divorce, child, or previous engagement
10 points to the first person to go shirtless
10 points to the first person to mention watching Andi’s previous season/hoping she would be the Bachelorette
20 points to the first person to appear visibly drunk
25 points to the first person alone in a hot tub with Andi
25 points to the first person to kiss Andi on the lips

DATES
25 points for getting a rose to stay another week
30 points for getting the rose on a group date
40 points for getting the rose on a two-on-one date

ANYTIME POINTS (once per person, per episode)

Phrases
5 points for interrupting someone’s one-on-time time with Andi
5 additional points for using the phrase “steal Andi away” during said interruption
10 points for being described by another contestant as “weird” or a “freak” or a “loser”
10 points for comparing “date activity” to a relationship (“Skydiving is a lot like falling in love…”)
15 points for mentioning a dead loved one
20 points for saying, “I’m not here to make friends”
20 points for saying, “I’m falling for you” to Andi or “I’m falling for her” to the camera
20 points for talking about how “hard this process is”
30 points for telling Andi that someone in the house “is not here for the right reasons”

Actions
10 points for riding in a helicopter
10 points for making out with Andi
10 points for playing the guitar (or any other string instrument)
25 points for serenading Andi (rapping/poetry counts)
25 points for crying on camera
25 points for writing Andi a note or love letter
30 points for having a body part blurred out at any point
50 points for coming back to the show to beg for another chance

FINAL
50 points for making Hometown Dates
25 points for a disapproving family member
-75 points for refusing the overnight Fantasy Suite
75 points for accepting the overnight Fantasy Suite
100 points for proposing to Andi
150 points for winning final rose
200 points if your final winner choice gets Andi to say Yes to him

So if you’re up to flex your Bachelorette know how make sure to 1) fill out the Google Form and 2) send $5 to katherinenolden{at}gmail{dot}com under friends/family. Your form AND payment must be received by 9:45 Central Time (before Andi starts cutting people)! 

Who’s excited to watch Andi find her future ex-fiance?!

PS I hope everyone knows a contestant Eric Hill died while paragliding last week. Prayers go out to his family. His name is not included on the list. 

Rules thanks to Midwest Maven

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