Instead of slutty I’d like to see more interesting costumes this year. Maybe let’s cover up those butts and let the mind run free. I’ve rounded up some costumes that would be three things: fun, interesting, and most definitely not slutty. Check out my costume ideas from last year! Or if you need some work appropriate ideas check out Beyond the Black Suit today!
1. The Morton Salt Girl
Now you might not be able to be cuter than this little one but you can sure try! And who doesn’t want to make a salt purse?!
What you need: Yellow dress, yellow shoes, white tights, purple or white umbrella, and a salt purse!
2. Elsa from Frozen
Now this one actually might be pretty popular this year but it would be too fun to miss. I mean if you can belt out Let It Go with no qualms then this is the costume for you. Throw white glitter at people.
What you need: Long blue dress, snowflakes on the dress, hair in braid, and glitter.
3. Flo from the Progressive Commercials
Because its Flo.
What you need: I think the photo says it all…
4. Nancy Drew
She was your childhood hero and made you want a boyfriend named Ned. Also she kick started your women-can-be-intelligent knowledge.
What you need: Shirt, plaid/tweed skirt, loafers, cardigan, headband, flashlight or magnifying glass.
5. Piper from Orange is the New Black
How comfortable would this be? Just bring a roll of toilet paper and wrap it around your hands like boxing glove wrap.
What you need: Orange scrubs (you can Rit dye white ones), white short or long sleeve tshirt, and white keds.